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Conan – The Musical

eremit — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:29:52 +0000

New Zealand vs. New Zealand?

eremit — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:21:42 +0000

From the Sport1 Live Ticker:

Source: http://ticker.sport1.de/liveticker/fussball/wm/sport1.de/index.html#/2,2,2010,5,11418/

Honestly, I doubt that New Zealand lost against New Zealand during the FIFA World Cup in 1982. The “Kiwis” lost against: Soviet Union, Brasil and Scotland (Wikipedia: New Zealand National Football Team).

Geeks

eremit — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:47:47 +0000

Another real world example:

Any Questions?

eremit — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:58:51 +0000

Later, But Then Immediately

eremit — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:16:45 +0000

Taken from real life:

Singlish

eremit — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:56:15 +0000

Thanks to Cheryl for sharing:

Hierarchies

eremit — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:46:34 +0000

kudos majestyk

Joke: White Wedding

eremit — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:03:57 +0000

A son asks his mother “Mum, why are all wedding dresses white?”
The mother looks at her son and answers “This shows all friends and relatives that this is a pristine bride.”
The son thanks his mother and goes to his father to check that.
“Dad, why are all wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at him very surprised and takes him for a tour. He points at the fridge and asks which color it has.
The son answers “White!”
The father is doing the same with the dishwasher, the washing machine, the cooker and so on.
Then he says: “You see that my boy, all domestic appliances are white.”

Crosswalk Fail

eremit — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:17:49 +0000

Crosswalk Fail in Luino/Italy

Want to be a corrupt official

eremit — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:23:23 +0000

Reporters interviewed the students of the Guangzhou city elementary and middle schools about their career aspirations.

One first-year elementary school student (the girl with glasses at 2:03 min) spoke about her ideal and gave a very serious answer: “I want to be a government official.” When the reporter asked, “What kind of government official would you like to be be?” this students thought for a moment and then said firmly: “A greedy corrupt official! Because greedy corrupt officials have lots of stuff.”