A son asks his mother “Mum, why are all wedding dresses white?”
The mother looks at her son and answers “This shows all friends and relatives that this is a pristine bride.”
The son thanks his mother and goes to his father to check that.
“Dad, why are all wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at him very surprised and takes him for a tour. He points at the fridge and asks which color it has.
The son answers “White!”
The father is doing the same with the dishwasher, the washing machine, the cooker and so on.
Then he says: “You see that my boy, all domestic appliances are white.”

A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”

The father replied: “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”

Thanks again to Wei-Yee Chan!

Thanks to Chan Wei-Yee. You brighten up my day.

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